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CSI – IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE February 11, 2008

Posted by arun in TV shows, biology, chemistry, entertainment, math, physics, science, technology.
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CSI, Crime Scene Investigation, as many of you might already know, is one of the best featured TV-shows team1024x768of its genre, Crime/Drama/Thriller. It comes in three flavors, CSI – Las Vegas, New York and Miami. I have seen only a couple of episodes in Miami, up-to-date on Las Vegas and catching up on New York. Las Vegas was the first and arguably the best, this bias may be because I saw it first. Usually the show consists of a team of 5-6 CSIs. The distinction that sets this show apart is its uniqueness in handling crime scenes by relying only on evidence. Gil Grissom, the head in Las Vegas and Mac Taylor in New York, whose characters are understood to be complex but personable with distinguished intuitiveness and acumen, and immaculate rationality. They don’t connive to violations of law nor do they truckle to threats. In this 1 hour featured show, it doesn’t always result in solving 1 or more crimes within the period. At times, it gets personal putting the lives of CSIs themselves into jeopardy.

The CSI characters each are developed in an unique and exquisite manner with each having their own issues, dark periods, test of endurance, flash backs etc… The show uses state of the art technology in addition to intricate attention to details, in particular, it has a keen inclination towards microscopic particles, fibres and glasses. It deals with numerous fields covering almost all aspects of science and arts which begs the question regarding the voluminous and universal knowledge the CSI team possesses. The show also uses a lot of technical expressions (a result from an analysis or experiment) which remains gobbledygook to one with limited or no knowledge in that field. One thing, if I understood from this show is that, a dead body speaks more than the one alive! :) From the multitude of episodes, you will be caught no matter how intelligently you plan the crime. Why? Because you have no freaking clue of how many things are unique!! There is no perfect crime!

But at times, clues in context to technology related to electronics/computers which is my area of expertise relatively in opposition to say, biology, I find them ridiculous and funny (not always). For examcsi_ny_aboteaserple, in CSI – New York, Season 03, Episode 02, a man is found dead in a jewelry store which is robbed by 3 women clad in same outfit and hard to distinguish between. On analyzing the crime scene (where all the glasses are broken and jewels are looted), they come to know that, the broken glasses doesn’t have any stress marks indicating directionality (when you strike a glass, the broken glass shows a pattern denoting the direction of impact). From a witness in the crime scene who claimed that a dog barked just before the glass shattered, they discover that they used a “frequency device”. Now comes the funny part.

CSI(1): how could one do that?

CSI(2) A sine wave generator. It is a program that manipulates sound. You download the output to a mp3 player and you are ready.
CSI(1): ahan! Check all web sites. Anyone who deals with this kind of software. Cross check with the name “Beth”.

CSI(2): (after some other scenes) The name you gave was good. A women by the name of Beth Lawson bought a sine wave generator program last month from an online distributor. It turns out there was no forwarding address in the package she ordered. The delivery man explained her as “one hot blondie” and she studies “physics” in college.

CSI(1): Beth was studying physics, Natalie was studying engineering…?!!

CSI(2): yes, both indulging in homicide!

:lol: I know! People from engineering background, I need not even explain this. You are already ROTFL. The concept is very true, using high frequency vibration, you could break a glass. But, for a student studying in engineering and physics, writing their own code of a sine wave “program” will take less than 10 seconds rather than placing an online order!! OMG! cracking the case with an online order for a sine wave program purchased by engineering students… it must be a real dull college.

There may be some similar technicalities in other fields too. Otherwise, the show is wondrous, one of a kind. Awe striking graphics & animation, good continuity, the reality in posing the dead bodies, the action, car chases, bomb blasts, internal story line, very little provocative content, character development, technology etc… are inexplicable. Also the details they analyze including finger prints, DNA, blood spatter, fibre particles, glass particles, even sand, paints, acids and drug tests, bugs, weapons including guns for their mm calibers and other instruments resulting in death by stabbing. Anything and everything on the Earth is analyzed!! :) Its therefore impossible to escape… BEWARE!

The BEE & the BEE-TALE December 10, 2007

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Bee hives are highly impervious to intrusions. We are of course the masters of destruction and could easily damage them; however, we are also aware of the withering effects which are almost immediate and catastrophic. For the sake of amusement, some of you might remember the cartoon “The Popeye show”, where in one particular episode, the bees infuriated by Popeye’s accidental damage to the hive start chasing him. Tired of running and perspiring excessively, he hides behind a bush, when the bees tween into the shape of scissors and trims the bush to his body outline, puncturing him.

Now that being said, I came across this extremely interesting piece of information that even honey-bees are vulnerable to hackers!! The hive beetle Aethina tumida surpasses the tight security detail infesting the hives and killing the bees. How they execute this invasion remained obscure until now. A research group at Kenya seems to have cleared the obfuscations involved with perspicuous explanations from their scientific conclusions. Bees are known to communicate using pheromones. These hive beetles seem to exploit this and alarm the pheromones against themselves. The beetles are highly sensitive to Isopentyl acetate which is a marker of the stress levels of bees supposedly. And fortunate enough for these cranky little bastards, they are able to produce this same alarm chemical from a strain of yeast they carry, allowing them to execute their veneficial attacks. This makes the bees highly disoriented, turning against themselves, while more beetles start arriving for a hefty dinner…

DNA & LOAD OF CRAP December 9, 2007

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Determined to dawdle, I glanced through an older edition (2006 Jan) of Reader’s Digest. I stumbled upon an article on DNA. Now, the moment I think of DNA, the first thing that comes to my mind is the well-known “double helix” structure. For some of us, our scientific knowledge in this subject is limited to only that much and know diddly-squat more about it. To jog your memory, DNA is…… naaaahhhh… cutting to chase, the extent of DNA research purportedly has gone so far that, with a bit of body tissue sample and awful lot of money, it’s possible to get an entirely customized cosmetic package and even specifically designed DNA-based diet routine. While the intension of the sick, salacious and sycophant business lunatics is to take advantage of people yearning for better looks and cash in more money for our desires, the seemingly well-educated people start investing their money with hopes! Some of you might have conflicting opinions and may even discredit me for ridiculing such a potential scientific break-through. However, careful perusing of required information is absolutely imperative. There are plenty of research and discoveries accompanied by solid proofs through a multitude of able experiments yet to be made before commercializing. Also, I also would like to highlight this link which shows wondrously the distortion towards the perception of beauty, as a result of high technology and amazing photo-editing softwares that turns even gorillas into uber-sexy swim-suit models. Think!! do your homework and obtain the most veritable information without believing blindly!!!

My speculation is that in another couple of years or so, we would have a spittle pouch and/or hair sampler in laptops with miniaturized PCR (DNA amplifier) machine aside the blue-ray trays (possibly replacing the then-obsolete CD/DVD burners) for “security” (replacing the thumb-print security system available now). We might as well spit or chafe our body on the DNA sensor to lock/unlock our computers, probably leading to fungal infections too. Our cars, all electronic junks, even houses would have DNA based spit-absorbent doors for identity theft prevention. I could not resist but imagine the possibility of sick yet funny thefts where the muggers actually wait for the mugged’s?? hair, spittle or even blood sample to unlock and loot his possessions. Even worse, these erroneous interpretations might be incorporated in a Hollywood movie where the hero confronts and shoves up a completely developed AI Robot’s ass with a totally independent, cloned, medically refined and clinically approved venereal organ, to unlock the gateway to villain’s territory. The worst possibility should be blatantly known by now, actor Vijayakanth playing the same role (yes, shoving up the robot in the wrong places) after 5-10 years and dancing intermittently with the then-Miss India. Guffaw!!!

I mean not only in this field, take chocolates for instance… major amount of chocolates come from West Africa it seems, where cars still use leaded gas which results in the lead entering (as a result of rains) in the soil, later on transferring to plants (thereby getting onto the system)… which leads to severe health deficits when present in large amounts because of adverse effects of lead to the drug!! Source: CSI TV Show S03 E01.

Ok, time’s up… enough is enough. Let me now finish my toblerone candy bar and apply my NoveaXY10921 cosmetic!!