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LAUGHING WITHOUT SMILING February 12, 2008

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Another awesome piece of crap!! :lol:

OMG, I LMFAO :D

ROCKY XI February 12, 2008

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I just came across a couple of funny things while dawdling… Hope you enjoy them too!!

Rocky XI

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Fuck’n sidesplitting hilarious!!

ROCKY IS BACK: Video from YouTube

YARUKKU YAAR – A PETTY PETTY PETTY DISPLAY OF VOID February 6, 2008

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After dwamming over for a few weeks, just when I thought I have to write something, I came across this movie “yarukku yaar” in my friend’s gtalk status message whose recommendation I initially thought was a genuine advertisement. I had to spit out my thoughts regarding this dipwad movie to restore my temperament. And this is not a review, its not worth it. I read somewhere the intension of the movie was a spoof or parody. I don’t think so. But if it is, this is the worst burlesque one can possibly venture!! Really. It fails sincerely from the saying “Imitation is the most serious form of flattery”.

A grotesque crew with a wedgeass director, a hero portraying almost all qualities of a simian, and a couple of narcissistic, shitheaded bimbos as heroines with the most ludicrous plot ever, coupled with a lugubrious camera work and incorrigible screenplay. I ponder if every single cast in this movie (with some exceptions) is emotionally deprived. Nevertheless, this movie should have a rambunctious laughter akin to or even to a greater extent than a Vijayakanth movie, when seen along with a bunch of friends :) certainly…

All plaudits to the choreographer (if they had one) for this eye-candy performance. Either that or the hero/heroine were cantankerous in learning the SPOOF steps even!! Horrible, pathetic. I am out on a limb here, running out of adjectives. It doesn’t take an Einstein to figure out that nothing is/can be perfect. However, I thought the opposite also holds true. In the sense, there can’t be a perfectly imperfect movie. I was flummoxed, bamboozled, by this wildly performance from this seemingly purposeless illiterate assholes, to hell with their vivid intentions to leave a dent in us with a parody.

It takes an extraordinary buttmunch to release this movie along with Sivaji :) (An information I gathered from a couple of my friends. Also the movie was released only in Madurai and Salem I guess). The hero acts craps like a guy with severe short-term memory loss and kowtows whenever the females raise their voice, with a SORRY. Its irritating. A monotonous dialogue delivery, not to mention, his trot dancing steps and jumps, his cherubic magnetic and coveting smile, pot-belly, most notably his CARTOON paintings of TATA-inspired-imitated automobile model as his source of intelligence, prudence and aspiration.

This degraded performance in direction and cast is a severe disappointment to the image built by various luminary actors and directors of tamil film industry. In toto, a jerkwater movie which everyone should watch for no further disappointments (GUARANTEED) :) . To scoff at the attempted flop mockery with a bunch of friends hanging together is the best choice.

And I am still agitated! :(

FUNNY: IMPLIED MEANINGS January 14, 2008

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Just for fun. People try to be modest. Sometimes, it comes by not uttering genuine thoughts. And at times, because of formality… Here I have written a few of them I could pull off. Hope its enjoyable.

Comment: You are photogenic.

Implied: You look at least ok in the photo.

Comment: Hmm… you are not photogenic.

Implied: Holy crap! You look even worse in the photo.

Comment: When you find time, check out my blog at http://arunkumarsrinivasan.wordpress.com

Implied: Be a baby, leave your work as it is and check my post IMMEDIATELY.

Comment: Leave your comments, if any. (related to blog)

Implied: write a comment DEFINITELY. PRAISE ME.

Comment: In the comment section (by someone whom you don’t know yet), “Good one!!”.

Implied: I am advertising. I read nothing in your blog. But mine is good. READ it.

Comment: In Orkut, under about me, “PS: if you don’t know me, please don’t add me as friend or scrap me. I am not here to make new friends”.

Implied: I am no good for you. You SHOULD scrap or add me as friend. Then, I will reject it. I already stated the reason. Also, I like to tickle my schadenfraude.

Comment: In Orkut, over change of photo, “good snap!!”

Implied: Hoping, you will comment mine the same way.

Comment: I am glad things are working out for you.

Implied: Don’t bug me. Leave me alone.

Comment: You are really good in physics!!

Implied: Tell me I am good in chemistry and math. And in physics too!!

Comment: Hey how are you? its been a long time we chatted!!

Implied: I am bored and you are available. For the heck of it, reply.

Comment: In messenger (msn, gtalk or yahoo etc…), Status: Busy (or) do not disturb. Message: “Are you there?” (or) “Are you busy?”

Implied: Who gives a f*ck about the status. Reply, damn it.

Comment: By a smoker, “Don’t smoke. Its very bad.”

Implied: You think I care about you. No, I like to behave matured. This is what everyone say. So do I now.

Person1: Hi, what are you doing? (over chat)

Person2: Hiii, I am reading the article titled “Do we sleep in dream or dream in sleep?”, a novel research, from the December 2007 edition of “Scientific philosophical astronomo Crap” magazine. Its awesome!

Person1 (thinks): OMG, I woke up the lion at the wrong time. I am dead.

Person2 (thinks): I don’t understand a shit in it. However, I will make sure that I brag about this article word by word to him till he is dead meat or I am bored.

Comment: I need some help with Matlab. You are good at it…

Implied: (Most of the times) Can you finish the work for me?

Comment: Wassup?

Implied: I don’t have a clue why or what I wanted to type or ask.

Comment: I am too shy.

Implied: Don’t expect me to make the first move.

Comment: I don’t intend to harm, vilify, hurt or point anyone in any form by means of this post. Its just for fun.

Implied: Come on you know :-)

Yes, I love these blockquotes!!

ENGLISH LANGUAGE, I ADMIRE January 13, 2008

Posted by arun in humor, life, personal, thoughts.
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I am not a voracious blogger unlike my other very good friend Perumal. You can see his 4 blog links on my Blogroll! In spite of his capricious delete-join spree associated with Orkut :-) , he has been actively and elegantly blogging for quite a long time now. How he finds time to write amidst his schedule is a wonder. But, it instills in me the quality of perseverance to continue to blog for the reasons I actually started this in the first place. I say this because, usually, I start to blog with all the will power one can have and then quickly it vaporizes into thin air. Not this time! I have always had a particular jones to English language and have always been trying to learn new words to express my thoughts with better clarity. It gives me a greater sense of satisfaction. Blogging serves every purpose, including the compromise for the evil “laziness” (which is of course good). Some connoted that my writing or narration is good in addition to my vocabulary. Thank you! And I certainly don’t deny that I sometimes make the wrong usage for a particular word I learnt. Correct me if you find any.

I get reminded of a particular incident I would like to share. I was taking part in an English oratorical competition back in 1996/97. The topic was something related to my country India and its patriotic leaders who struggled for independence. I sought the help of my father, a major in Physics, whom I admire for his extraordinary oratorical skills and his command of English language in spite of studying in a pure Tamil medium. So, I approached him and asked to write 2 pages of worthy content with magniloquent English that would fetch me a first prize. He insisted on me writing the 2 pages as a rough draft and bringing it back to him and that he would paraphrase it. Of course it was the right approach, but back then, I was pissed off. I insinuated in him that I knew zilch about the leaders and the struggle, I was in my 7th grade. Then, he complied on writing the “script” if I sat along with him. After numerous editing and proper juxtaposing of the content for proper continuity, WE finished it :-) . He asked me to memorize it and then perform in front of him with adequate gesticulation (which shows the involvement), before the competition. He has always asked me to read newspapers, for it helps in keeping up with the current events and also learning English. Come on, who reads it at age 12?? He has bragged a gazillion times about how he used to read the newspaper and referred the dictionary for improving his English :-) . I remember vividly, while writing, he told me how beautiful it would be to express one’s thoughts with clarity, with command over language, and also the importance of vocabulary. He is certainly no Shakespeare. But, I was impressed with the way he explained it. He asked me, how would you say this in English?

I have to write this in Tamil.

“rendu thoguthiku naduvila vizhaivukal puriyama kazhlpunarchi (virodham) naala sandai”. Roughly translated means, There is a fight because of enmity between two societies without awareness of the aftereffects.

Certainly, it was not difficult to translate. I was preening after I translated it with a minimum effort (worse than the rough translation above). He replied,

or you can say it like this. “Exasperated by vituperation, our antagonists have inaugurated hostility in our locality unintimidated vaticination of catastrophe.”

When I heard it back then, it certainly left me awestruck. I started laughing boisterously and was filled with delight. I badly wanted to know more words. I asked him to write it down for me. I memorized that even before starting with the script to boast to my friends at school. It worked :-) . With maturity over years, more than preening, the purpose let me learn better.

The End :-) .

CRICKET: THE ALLEGED RACIAL ABUSE – AN OUTLOOK January 9, 2008

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I am not an ardent admirer or a fervid fan of Cricket as I once was. However, the vehement incidents that happened over the last test match resulting in alleging and vilifying Harbhajan over racial abuse certainly gets every Indian’s attention and I am no different. I have tried to put forth my views, claims, comments as understandable as it needs to be. Yes, it is as simple as that.

First things first.

Question: Does Steve Bucknor really have a peculiar tryst with the Indian team or is he really impotent?

Answer: Both.

What is this hothead doing at 61 years umpiring when the time taken by his eyes for a simple gaze is 10 seconds minimum, the reaction time for a LBW being less than a second. Owls see better at day and snakes hear better than him. Vampires can better perform in the day than this loony screwball. Even an astronomical pince-nez buckled up his non-gazing eyes couldn’t save the spirit of cricket from this old bloke, whose fingers gets aroused when the bowler’s appeal rings in his ears (120 tests and still STANDING). Probably he should have heeded to the then umpire Dickie Bird and retired with unblemished record while he could, who had to say,

When you get to that age… I have said to Steve, ‘Don’t go on too long, get out while you are still respected

Well, Mr. Bird, that ain’t going to happen any sooner, at least not without clouting. Is it Mr. Bucknor?

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Secondly, coming to the alleged racial abuse. So, lets see what Andrew Symonds had to say.

This is what happened before our confrontation. Brett Lee had just sent down a delivery and Harbhajan took off down the wicket. When he was returning to his crease, he decided to hit Brett on the backside. I have no idea why he did it. I was standing nearby and when I saw what happened, I thought, ‘Hold on, that’s not on’. I’m a firm believer in sticking up for your team-mate so I stepped in and had a bit of a crack at Harbhajan, telling him exactly what I thought of his antics. He then had a shot back, which brings us to the situation we’re facing.

This seems not an obvious taradiddle, certainly. One has to accept. However, who could assure about the credibility of the “shot back” he has mentioned. There was this deaf and blind Bucknor. Adam Gilchrist said he dint hear anything. Ricky Ponting also dint hear anything but lodged the complaint frantically over the statement of Symonds I guess. Who are the cry-babies now?? Other than that, the only player in the vicinity was Sachin excluding the alleged Harbhajan.

The match referee Mike Procter harangued,

Obviously this has all been very difficult for me. I didn’t get to sleep until 11am, and then only for a couple of hours. It has been one of the most difficult days of my life.

Hell yeah! If you couldn’t sleep, take your pills and calm down. I hope not the brains seize functioning due to lack of sleep. After innumerous incorrigible umpiring decisions and a ban over an alleged, inconclusive, biased and concocted judgement, if you expect the Indian board to be callous, then you probably should question yourself “Am I fit for this position?”. Isn’t it obvious, when there is not enough evidence, the benefit of doubt goes to the alleged.

Next, this is really interesting. Steve Waugh and Allan border had said that the whole issue is a consequence of cultural misunderstanding. Boy, why dint we think of that?? When Glenn McGrath asked Sarwan, “What does Brian Lara’s d*** taste like”, Sarwan misunderstood it because of “cultural misunderstanding”. And when Sarwan owing to the “cultural misunderstanding” backfired with the reply “Ask your wife”, again unfortunately, this time McGrath misunderstood and yelled at Sarwan “If you f***ing mention my wife again, I will f***ing rip your f***ing throat off”. Check out this video below.

Pakistan wicket keeper Rashid Latif was banned for 5 ODI over a disputed catch against Bangladesh. How is it different when Michael Clarke replicated the similar scenario? And which crackpot umpire asks the players to arrive at the decision? That too, Ricky Ponting!! We all know how much of a gentleman he is. Boy, he couldn’t tolerate his streak record against Harbhajan, out in the first ball in 5 times.

Praise Ponting, don’t bury him, says Malcolm Conn.

I say “Bugger off”. Let clear of alcohol in your system and then speak without rumbling and rambling (unlike my blog). And, don’t even get me started over Dravid’s appeal!!

Sachin’s stern belief over Harbhajan and opinion over the bias at the hearing on repudiating their views entirely has lead to the BCCI restoring the pride of India by retaliating to the excruciating injustice. BCCI has placed their views with cogent reasoning, proving their standpoint, by not yielding to the false accusations blindfoldedly. They have also announced that Indian team will continue the game in Perth with decisions regarding Harbhajan’s ban postponed for later. Lets see how far this has yet to go.