LAUGHING WITHOUT SMILING February 12, 2008
Posted by arun in entertainment, humor, random.Tags: awesome, cool, crazy, crazy guys!, creative, dawdling, Funny, genius, hilarious!!, laughter, LFMAO, smile, wierd, wry, youtube
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Another awesome piece of crap!!
OMG, I LMFAO
ROCKY XI February 12, 2008
Posted by arun in entertainment, humor, movies, random.Tags: comedy, Funny, hilarious!!, humour, Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky is back, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky VI, Rocky XI, Sylvestor Stallone, youtube
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THE QUAGMIRE OF ENTANGLED CHOICES February 12, 2008
Posted by arun in Philosophy, life, personal, thoughts.Tags: Aishwarya rai, anger, bitch, Bond movie, Choice, decisions, future generation, india, Jamesbond, karma, life, maturity, nation, Philosophy, probability, rage, rambling, students, thoughts
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During one of those meaningless pondering moments, it came to my mind, “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” which off late goes by the saying “Karma is a bitch”. However, if you think about, it masquerades in the form of “choice”. Each and every stage in everyone’s life is governed by choice. It goes by another menacing term which scientists often use, usually when they don’t know what the hell they are talking about or couldn’t corroborate their facts: “Probability”. Choice embraces you tightly, masking you under the percept of “hope”, but with ingratiating smile and unctuous desires to bite you in the ass. Unfortunately, we all realize only after it happens. We can’t always make it right.
I can not help but wonder at my ignorance over these years. I have always bitched over the fact that my parents have been over-protective. They have and are guiding me through every stage of my life, with their dreams of seeing me as a member of the erudite community. Now, this is karma’s second messenger “expectation”
. But, when I look back now, I understand they had to be over-protective because they knew, I wasn’t ready to play gambling with choices. I was only gloating with pride because everything was happening my way. It took me a while, a period of 20+ years to gain some perspective. But enough about me.
My concerns are truly about the next generation. I don’t know whether to call this ignorance or frustration. You might remember the incident that happened December of last year in India, where an 8th standard kid shot his classmate because he was the hector (bully) of his class!! He made a faltering decision that potentially alters his life for ever. He foundered utterly in controlling his emotions, his rage overpowered him! These incidents are starting to happen more than ever in India. It seriously troubles me, I can’t even imagine the plight if this trend were to continue. The attitude of one to handle tirades or bully appropriately through proper channels, if not concluded with a descent conversation, would have been the best choice for everyone. Taking drastic measures over a tenuous argument or a couple of school-fights, as in this case, puts every one in state of misery! The kid says “I did nothing wrong, he deserved this!” How more vindictive can it get? I feel as if the endurance limit is dwindling…:(
The important thing to realize is, you shouldn’t be afraid of making choices. You simply can’t be afraid. Instead, you have to choose wisely always. Its an ever lasting battle. For example, if Aishwarya Rai hadn’t reneged on a proffer to act in a Bond movie, I would have stopped watching Bond movies. I feel she would be an ersatz replacement. She just isn’t Bond material, in spite of her poignant looks. Good choice Ash. ha ha.
As I started, the number of things I wanted to write about kept on piling up and I couldn’t organize or keep it related enough. I didn’t want to get all philosophical in conveying my concerns, rather, to keep it as terse as possible. I felt the topic was quite heavy, therefore ending with a silly dry humor. But then, hey, these are my “ramblings” aren’t they!
CSI – IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE February 11, 2008
Posted by arun in TV shows, biology, chemistry, entertainment, math, physics, science, technology.Tags: crime, crime scene investigation, CSI, DNA, drama, evidence, finger print, gil grissom, investigation, las vegas, mac taylor, new york, scene, suspect, technology, thriller, tv-show
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CSI, Crime Scene Investigation, as many of you might already know, is one of the best featured TV-shows
of its genre, Crime/Drama/Thriller. It comes in three flavors, CSI – Las Vegas, New York and Miami. I have seen only a couple of episodes in Miami, up-to-date on Las Vegas and catching up on New York. Las Vegas was the first and arguably the best, this bias may be because I saw it first. Usually the show consists of a team of 5-6 CSIs. The distinction that sets this show apart is its uniqueness in handling crime scenes by relying only on evidence. Gil Grissom, the head in Las Vegas and Mac Taylor in New York, whose characters are understood to be complex but personable with distinguished intuitiveness and acumen, and immaculate rationality. They don’t connive to violations of law nor do they truckle to threats. In this 1 hour featured show, it doesn’t always result in solving 1 or more crimes within the period. At times, it gets personal putting the lives of CSIs themselves into jeopardy.
The CSI characters each are developed in an unique and exquisite manner with each having their own issues, dark periods, test of endurance, flash backs etc… The show uses state of the art technology in addition to intricate attention to details, in particular, it has a keen inclination towards microscopic particles, fibres and glasses. It deals with numerous fields covering almost all aspects of science and arts which begs the question regarding the voluminous and universal knowledge the CSI team possesses. The show also uses a lot of technical expressions (a result from an analysis or experiment) which remains gobbledygook to one with limited or no knowledge in that field. One thing, if I understood from this show is that, a dead body speaks more than the one alive!
From the multitude of episodes, you will be caught no matter how intelligently you plan the crime. Why? Because you have no freaking clue of how many things are unique!! There is no perfect crime!
But at times, clues in context to technology related to electronics/computers which is my area of expertise relatively in opposition to say, biology, I find them ridiculous and funny (not always). For exam
ple, in CSI – New York, Season 03, Episode 02, a man is found dead in a jewelry store which is robbed by 3 women clad in same outfit and hard to distinguish between. On analyzing the crime scene (where all the glasses are broken and jewels are looted), they come to know that, the broken glasses doesn’t have any stress marks indicating directionality (when you strike a glass, the broken glass shows a pattern denoting the direction of impact). From a witness in the crime scene who claimed that a dog barked just before the glass shattered, they discover that they used a “frequency device”. Now comes the funny part.
CSI(1): how could one do that?
CSI(2) A sine wave generator. It is a program that manipulates sound. You download the output to a mp3 player and you are ready.
CSI(1): ahan! Check all web sites. Anyone who deals with this kind of software. Cross check with the name “Beth”.CSI(2): (after some other scenes) The name you gave was good. A women by the name of Beth Lawson bought a sine wave generator program last month from an online distributor. It turns out there was no forwarding address in the package she ordered. The delivery man explained her as “one hot blondie” and she studies “physics” in college.
CSI(1): Beth was studying physics, Natalie was studying engineering…?!!
CSI(2): yes, both indulging in homicide!
I know! People from engineering background, I need not even explain this. You are already ROTFL. The concept is very true, using high frequency vibration, you could break a glass. But, for a student studying in engineering and physics, writing their own code of a sine wave “program” will take less than 10 seconds rather than placing an online order!! OMG! cracking the case with an online order for a sine wave program purchased by engineering students… it must be a real dull college.
There may be some similar technicalities in other fields too. Otherwise, the show is wondrous, one of a kind. Awe striking graphics & animation, good continuity, the reality in posing the dead bodies, the action, car chases, bomb blasts, internal story line, very little provocative content, character development, technology etc… are inexplicable. Also the details they analyze including finger prints, DNA, blood spatter, fibre particles, glass particles, even sand, paints, acids and drug tests, bugs, weapons including guns for their mm calibers and other instruments resulting in death by stabbing. Anything and everything on the Earth is analyzed!!
Its therefore impossible to escape… BEWARE!
YARUKKU YAAR – A PETTY PETTY PETTY DISPLAY OF VOID February 6, 2008
Posted by arun in entertainment, humor, movies, thoughts.Tags: actor, actress, crap, crappy display, director, emptiness, flop, hero, heroine, holy shit, knuckle head, monkey, movie, nothingness, shit, shitty, simian, tamil, tamil movie, void, worst
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After dwamming over for a few weeks, just when I thought I have to write something, I came across this movie “yarukku yaar” in my friend’s gtalk status message whose recommendation I initially thought was a genuine advertisement. I had to spit out my thoughts regarding this dipwad movie to restore my temperament. And this is not a review, its not worth it. I read somewhere the intension of the movie was a spoof or parody. I don’t think so. But if it is, this is the worst burlesque one can possibly venture!! Really. It fails sincerely from the saying “Imitation is the most serious form of flattery”.
A grotesque crew with a wedgeass director, a hero portraying almost all qualities of a simian, and a couple of narcissistic, shitheaded bimbos as heroines with the most ludicrous plot ever, coupled with a lugubrious camera work and incorrigible screenplay. I ponder if every single cast in this movie (with some exceptions) is emotionally deprived. Nevertheless, this movie should have a rambunctious laughter akin to or even to a greater extent than a Vijayakanth movie, when seen along with a bunch of friends
certainly…
All plaudits to the choreographer (if they had one) for this eye-candy performance. Either that or the hero/heroine were cantankerous in learning the SPOOF steps even!! Horrible, pathetic. I am out on a limb here, running out of adjectives. It doesn’t take an Einstein to figure out that nothing is/can be perfect. However, I thought the opposite also holds true. In the sense, there can’t be a perfectly imperfect movie. I was flummoxed, bamboozled, by this wildly performance from this seemingly purposeless illiterate assholes, to hell with their vivid intentions to leave a dent in us with a parody.
It takes an extraordinary buttmunch to release this movie along with Sivaji
(An information I gathered from a couple of my friends. Also the movie was released only in Madurai and Salem I guess). The hero acts craps like a guy with severe short-term memory loss and kowtows whenever the females raise their voice, with a SORRY. Its irritating. A monotonous dialogue delivery, not to mention, his trot dancing steps and jumps, his cherubic magnetic and coveting smile, pot-belly, most notably his CARTOON paintings of TATA-inspired-imitated automobile model as his source of intelligence, prudence and aspiration.
This degraded performance in direction and cast is a severe disappointment to the image built by various luminary actors and directors of tamil film industry. In toto, a jerkwater movie which everyone should watch for no further disappointments (GUARANTEED)
. To scoff at the attempted flop mockery with a bunch of friends hanging together is the best choice.
And I am still agitated!
