arun’s blog

Just for fun. People try to be modest. Sometimes, it comes by not uttering genuine thoughts. And at times, because of formality… Here I have written a few of them I could pull off. Hope its enjoyable.

Comment: You are photogenic.

Implied: You look at least ok in the photo.

Comment: Hmm… you are not photogenic.

Implied: Holy crap! You look even worse in the photo.

Comment: When you find time, check out my blog at http://arunkumarsrinivasan.wordpress.com

Implied: Be a baby, leave your work as it is and check my post IMMEDIATELY.

Comment: Leave your comments, if any. (related to blog)

Implied: write a comment DEFINITELY. PRAISE ME.

Comment: In the comment section (by someone whom you don’t know yet), “Good one!!”.

Implied: I am advertising. I read nothing in your blog. But mine is good. READ it.

Comment: In Orkut, under about me, “PS: if you don’t know me, please don’t add me as friend or scrap me. I am not here to make new friends”.

Implied: I am no good for you. You SHOULD scrap or add me as friend. Then, I will reject it. I already stated the reason. Also, I like to tickle my schadenfraude.

Comment: In Orkut, over change of photo, “good snap!!”

Implied: Hoping, you will comment mine the same way.

Comment: I am glad things are working out for you.

Implied: Don’t bug me. Leave me alone.

Comment: You are really good in physics!!

Implied: Tell me I am good in chemistry and math. And in physics too!!

Comment: Hey how are you? its been a long time we chatted!!

Implied: I am bored and you are available. For the heck of it, reply.

Comment: In messenger (msn, gtalk or yahoo etc…), Status: Busy (or) do not disturb. Message: “Are you there?” (or) “Are you busy?”

Implied: Who gives a f*ck about the status. Reply, damn it.

Comment: By a smoker, “Don’t smoke. Its very bad.”

Implied: You think I care about you. No, I like to behave matured. This is what everyone say. So do I now.

Person1: Hi, what are you doing? (over chat)

Person2: Hiii, I am reading the article titled “Do we sleep in dream or dream in sleep?”, a novel research, from the December 2007 edition of “Scientific philosophical astronomo Crap” magazine. Its awesome!

Person1 (thinks): OMG, I woke up the lion at the wrong time. I am dead.

Person2 (thinks): I don’t understand a shit in it. However, I will make sure that I brag about this article word by word to him till he is dead meat or I am bored.

Comment: I need some help with Matlab. You are good at it…

Implied: (Most of the times) Can you finish the work for me?

Comment: Wassup?

Implied: I don’t have a clue why or what I wanted to type or ask.

Comment: I am too shy.

Implied: Don’t expect me to make the first move.

Comment: I don’t intend to harm, vilify, hurt or point anyone in any form by means of this post. Its just for fun.

Implied: Come on you know

Yes, I love these blockquotes!!